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A half hour later, Crystal-Re just stopped crying.
Crystal-Re stood up and said, "Where the *BEEEEEP* is Carie-Lu?! ...I'm gonna
kill her!" Crystal-Re decided to go and stare into space at the edge of the
island. She figured that since her favorite starring spot was Carie-Lu's, too,
she might be there.
Sure enouff when Crystal-Re got
there, Carie-Lu was sitting down with her feet dangling into the water.
Crystal-Re didn't want to make a sound. Her hand started to glow and then, her
giant axe appeared.
Crystal-Re slowly walked up to
Carie-Lu. She held her axe out and pushed it against Carie-Lu's neck. "I'm gonna
get you this time!" She yelled, with a evil smile on her face.
Carie-Lu pulled away form the axe, and stood up to face
Crystal-Re. "Not if I can help it." She said with an eviler smile.
"Oh, yeah?!" Crystal-Re asked poking Carie-Lu's nose with
her axe.
"YEAH!" Carie-Lu replied. She then pulled
out her dagger.
"Like, that little thing can hurt me..."
Crystal-Re said with a weird look on her face.
"It can,"
Carie-Lu pulled out a emerald and continued, "With this little emerald... It
can."
Crystal-Re moved her axe to one Carie-Lu's
dreadlocks. She started to cut through it.
"Don't even
think about doing THAT!" Carie-Lu yelled as she punched Crystal-Re in the face.
"Ow!" Crystal-Re cried as she hit the ground.
Carie-Lu touched the emerald to her dagger. It started to
glow. The dagger started to grow into a sword. When the sword stopped glowing,
Carie-Lu stuffed the emerald back into her pocket.
"Hey,
Carie', before you kill me, it looks like we're sisters."
"But, we're not Crystal'... We're just d*mn friends!" Carie-Lu poked
Crystal-Re's nose with her sword. "And, why did you want to tell me that?"
"Welp," Crystal-Re sat up and continued, "We're both
friends. We look like like sisters. We both have weapons, and stuff that can
cause chaos. Plus, we both like to kill stuff." She stood up, and pushed
Carie-Lu's sword away. "I figured that we could be Chaos Sisters. Not really
sisters, but still sisters."
"Uh... Sure... Whatever that
is," She continued with a confused look on her face. "We'll be Chaos Sisters."
Crytsal-Re looked at the sun. It was already
setting. "Great! Meet me back here tommorow, and we'll start killing
stuff!" Crystal-Re announced excitedly. She started to walk in the direction of
her house. "And, don't forget, you owe me a cookie, Carie-Lu the Echidiot!"
*Echidiot means Echidna-Idiot*
"Don't worry," She said smiling, "I won't forget your poisoned cookie. Nope!
I won't forget."
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The next morning, Carie-Lu woke up at 6:00am sharp. She got out of bed, and looked in the mirror. Her hair was a horrible mess! "Oh, *BEEEP*!" She mumbled, as she picked up her brush. "What th' h*ll?!!" She screamed. "This can't be happening," she thought, "My brush can't be stuck it my hair!" Just then a piece of paper fell down from the ceiling. It read:
But, it is, echidiot!
You're the one who left the
crazy-glue
lying arund around!
Signed,
You-know-who
"CRYSTAL-RE!" Carie-Lu yelled
out.
"Yes?" She asked as she
jumped down form the roof of Carie-Lu's house. "What is it, Miss
Neon-Pink-Nightie?"
Carie-Lu
quickly pulled out a unwrapped Wagon Wheel cookie. Here, Crystal-Re, here's the
cookie that I owe you."
"Gee,
thanks, Carie'!" She said as she took the cookie, "I thought you'd never pay me
back!"
"Well, uhm... Let's
just say I had a.... Change of heart, yeah. NOW EAT THE *BEEEP*ING
COOKIE!"
"I can't say 'no' to
that!" She took a bite of the cookie and said, "Oh, *BEEEP*! This tastes
funny!"
Just then Crystal-Re
collapsed onto the ground. Carie-Lu dragged her outside, and ran
away.
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