The Piccolo Paradigm
Sparx
leapt into the air, dodging a photon blast. She shot a look towards her
opponent, and was temporarily blinded when sunlight glinted off of Mecha Sparx's
metallic hide.
"Ugh..." Sparx began to charge up a lightning attack as she
struggled to regain her sight. She decided to just shoot anywhere and hope that
it hit her target. She shot, and almost immediately, she regained her sight and
saw that she had narrowly missed Mecha Sparx. The lightning bolt continued past
the robot and sped towards an old rusty jeep.
"Uh-oh..." mumbled the
fighters in unison. The jeep exploded and sent debris flying in all directions.
The bent hood of the jeep hit Mecha Sparx, and sent the robot flying straight
into Sparx.
"Get off of me, you stupid hunk 'o junk!" yelled Sparx. She
reached out and caught ahold of the robot's arm. Subsequently, Sparx pressed a
few buttons on it. Immediately, Mecha Sparx began to convulse and they
disappeared.
They
reappeared somewhere just as Mecha Sparx stopped convulsing. Sparx managed to
peel herself off the robot, but now she was flying in a slightly different
direction. She tried to catch an air current, but it was to no
avail.
"What?!?! Nooooooooooo..." came a deep and throaty voice from behind
Sparx. She craned her neck in the voice's direction just before she collided
into a green man wearing a turban. They tumbled on the ground and, after a small
distance, stopped. It was then that Sparx lost consciousness.
***
Piccolo was quick to regain his composure, but the person who had flown
into him had taken the brunt of the damage when they fell. She appeared to be
unconscious. Piccolo had no idea about what to do with her...but suddenly he
felt that she had an unusually high power level.
"Hmm...she
may come in handy..." thought Piccolo to himself. Suddenly, Piccolo felt a
sharp pain in the back of his head. He saw stars.
"Why didn't I
sense...them...snea..king...up...on...me?" he thought before he lost
consciousness aswell.
Sparx regained her consciousness only
to find herself bound and behind bars.She also had a headache. Sparx took in her
surroundings; she was in a relatively small cell. In one corner, was a sink and
a toilot; both looked unsanitary. She was sitting beside her green companion on
a small cot. He too, was awake and searching the surroundings for any way to get
out. He looked in Sparx's direction.
"Heh. Nice predicament you got us in,
hm?" he quipped. Rolling her eyes, Sparx replied;
"Yeah....sorry about
that. It's not my fault though..."
"Aah, ever the
endearing echidna, eh? Well, with the aid of my friend here, we shall eliminate
two of our problems, HA HA HA HA!!!" Mecha Sparx appeared from the shadows as
she spoke. Sparx bolted out of her seat as she yelled in fury;
"You ignorant
robot! Just wait until I free myself from these chains, and we'll see who's
laughing!!" Sparx pulled as hard as she could on her chains, but they held
fast.
***
Piccolo watched with interest as they fought. He noticed that the chains
which held the...echidna were literally stretching. It was only minutely, but
the stretch was there all the same. They were on
the verge of breaking. Piccolo was shaken out of his reverie when a familiar
voice spoke to him;
"What strange company you keep Piccolo...too bad you
won't live long enough to enjoy it!!!" Piccolo growled as he too lept from his
seat and struggled against his bonds.
"Grrr....Vegeta...if I weren't tied
down like a dog, I'd kill you right now!" He continued to pull on his chains;
"If she was able to stretch them that much, I must be able to break
them!!" Minutes passed, but nothing happened. Frustrated, he slumped back on
the cot and ignored Vegeta's taunting laughter. Soon, after the two villans
left, Piccolo noticed that the echidna also grew tired of pulling against the
chains that held her. She sat down in silence for a moment, but then her face
brightened. Almost immediately, her hands began to glow, as did her chains. They
glowed to such an intensity that Piccolo had to turn his face away. When he
returned his gaze towards her, she had melted the bonds from her wrists and
ankles using her powers.
"Hmmm....she has enormous power." mused Piccolo. The
echidna turned to Piccolo and spoke;
"I already know who you are, so I'd
better introduce myself; I'm Sparx. I've been accidentally transported here from
my homeworld...." She turned towards Piccolo and began to melt his chains
too.
***
Sparx
looked at Piccolo with great curiosity; he seemed trustworthy, but she had an
eerie feeling that tried to warn her that there was something dangerous about
Piccolo. Nevertheless, she was going to give Piccolo the benefit of a doubt.
"Any ideas on how to get out of here...my powers can only do so much..." she
asked Piccolo after she had completely freed him.
"Of course," replied
Piccolo, "stand back!" He walked over to the middle of the room and closed his
eyes. He raised his arms and began to concentrate very hard. After a few tense
moments, a golden spiraly energy beam shot from his hands and through the
ceiling. In its wake, it left a gaping hole, through which they could escape.
"Grab ahold of me, and I can fly us out of here." Piccolo said to Sparx. She
grabbed ahold of his shoulders and held on for dear life as they flew through
the hole in the ceiling. Once they were high enough in the air, and a
respectable distance away from Vegeta's temporary headquarters, Sparx jumped off
of Piccolo.
"Huh? What are you doing?" he asked Sparx, alarmed.
Instantaneously, she began to glide alongside him.
"Heh. I can glide in the
air once I catch a proper air current!" she replied, "I didn't want to burden
you!!"
They continued to fly through the air for a while, and Sparx
reflected on what had happened moments earlier; Piccolo was immmensly
powerful..."perhaps that is why I got that eerie feeling earlier..."
Eventually they arrived at their destination, which was a small circular island
that had a small house in its center. Sparx looked around it, and was impressed.
It reminded Sparx of her old hut hear the Mushroom Hill Zone.
"This house
belongs to Master Roshi." Piccolo explained, "It's usually where I can find
Goku...an acquaintance of mine. He'll be able to help us fight Vegeta
and...who's that robot?"
"Her name is Mecha Sparx." replied Sparx, "She's a
real pain in the butt...any help that you can get would be great!" Piccolo
nodded. He walked towards the house, followed by Sparx.
"Goku!!!" called out
Piccolo. Within seconds, Goku appeared out of the sky, flying on a small orange
cloud. His black spiky hair was whipped about by the wind as he landed.
"Oh..hi Piccolo...got some more bad news for me this time?" joked Goku as he
slapped Piccolo on the back in a friendly gesture.
"Heh...actually Goku, I
do have bad news." Piccolo gestured towards Sparx who was standing quietly in
the background, "Her nemesis, Mecha Sparx has allied herself with Vegeta...they
have proven to be quite the formidible team...they have already captured us
once." Goku took a moment to reply as he took in the information.
"Great...just what I needed...ah well..." Goku 'sighed' and turned towards
Sparx, "And you are?" He extended his hand towards her. Taking his hand in a
handshake, Sparx replied; "Oh yeah..sorry..I'm Sparx!"
"Nice to meet you!"
Goku replied.
"Enough with the pleasentries!!!" grumbled Piccolo, "We have
to figure out how to defeat them...once and for all...any ideas?"
"What
about a sneak attack? They wouldn't expect one...not so soon...maybe we should
try going back to where they had imprisoned me and Piccolo." suggested Sparx.
"Good idea, but they can sense us coming at least a mile away...what is in
order, is a good 'ol trap...somewhere secluded." replied Goku.
"That may
work...but we would need some bait.." mused Piccolo. Suddenly, Goku had a smile
that spread all the way across his face. "I can think of two people perfect for
the job..."
"I
just had to open my mouth, didn't I?" Piccolo growled in frustration. He and
Sparx were tied shoulder to shoulder to a tree. They were in a remote location,
somewhere, where no one could get hurt if something went wrong. Their plan was
to lure Vegeta and Mecha Sparx out in the open using Sparx and Piccolo as the
bait. When the villians got close enough, Goku would attack from behind as Sparx
and Piccolo freed themselves. Piccolo found it grimly amusing that things didn't
go as planned. The two fiends flew in from the south with the sun behind their
backs, making it difficult to see them. They came in very fast too. As soon as
they landed, Mecha Sparx let loose a barrage of missiles that headed directly
for Piccolo and Sparx. Luckily, the missiles missed. The missiles shattered the
tree above their heads, sending a fine powder floating down upon the
'prisoners'.
"HA! Incompetent weakling!" laughed Piccolo. He began to pull
on the ropes, but they didn't budge. Pulling harder, he met with the same thing.
Looking to his side, Piccolo saw that Sparx was having similar difficulties.
"Um...Piccolo, weren't these ropes supposed to come loose when we tried to
free ourselves?" Sparx queried nervously. Piccolo's eyes blazed as he saw that
Vegeta and Mecha Sparx were now walking towards the two prisoners.
"That was
the plan...." replied Piccolo "Hey...where'd Goku get off to?"
"Right here
Piccolo." replied Goku as he landed in front of them, "Allright, push on the
ropes when I pull...NOW!" Goku proceeded to pull as Piccolo and Sparx pushed
with all their strength. Under all that pressure, the rope smashed. As Piccolo
and Sparx flexed their sore muscles, Goku examined the rope only to find that it
had been turned to metal.
"Hm...that's it! The powder that landed on
them...it made the rope, and only the rope, turn into metal!!!" Goku realized
with a shock. They then turned and faced the oncoming villans who were still
walking at a leisurly pace. Piccolo gave the group the signal to advance.
Sparx caught a
quick flash of movement coming from Mecha Sparx. Squinting, she realized what
the robot was about to do. When they reappeared, Sparx hit the ground really hard and got a mouthfull of
grass.
"Stop her!!!!" she screamed, "She's activating
her teleporter!!!" The heroes quickened their pace. They were moving very fast,
and the trees, rocks and the entire landscape flew by in a blur. Mecha Sparx and
Vegeta stopped walking, and stood there for a moment. Sparx jumped into the air
and was about to land on Mecha Sparx when there was a flash of bright intense
light that blinded Sparx. Everyone disappeared.
"P-tooie..." she spat it out. It only took her mere seconds to
realize where she was, "Uh-oh..." Goku and Piccolo, who had also been
transported, asked in unison; "What's wrong?"
"That bi***...she teleported
us to Mobius..." replied Sparx in alarm.
"To where? What are you talking
about?" Goku asked, just a bit confused.
"I think, Goku, that she's trying
to tell us that the robot has teleported us to her home planet...we're no longer
on Earth." Piccolo stated bluntly. Suddenly, from above, a menacing voice said,
"Right, you Namek freak..and now, I'm off to rejoin my ex!" Vegeta and Mecha
Sparx flew off in different directions. Quickly, they were mere specks on the
horizon. Sparx watched them go with a sinking feeling growing in her stomach.
"What's this?" growled Piccolo. Sparx turned her attention to him, only to
see the Namek holding a photograph, "Seems as though Vegeta dropped this...you
might want to take a look." Piccolo handed the photo to Sparx. She took a good
look at it and, with horror, saw that it depicted a much younger version of her
mother...at least 16 years younger.
"W-what..." stuttered Sparx. She turned
the photo over and found a note scrawled on it. It read;
To Vegeta with love. Our baby is doing fine and appears to show no Saiyan traits. She is doing very well, and I feel it would be in her best interests if we discontiued seeing each other. I am terribly sorry, and I hope you can understand. -Love, Lily |
Once they were on their way, Sparx's mind wandered. "How is it
possible...echidnas and saiyans are two different species...their DNA should be
incompatible...I thought...what about my birth certificate?" she thought.
"If it makes you feel any better, "Goku said, sensing Sparx's concern, "I'm
a saiyan too, and I'm as baffled as you are." With the wind rushing in her ears,
it was hard for Sparx to hear.
"Thanks, but it makes no sense..."
But it does! Listen to the words of the Ancient Walkers!
It was we who brought Vegeta to Mobius when he was a much younger and kinder
person. It was we who declared that they would bring into this world a beautiful
baby. It was also us who gave you a purly echidna exterior though your saiyan
heritage does show. This is why you have a more muscular look than other female
echidnas, why you have a longer tail. You are a unique individual.
Sparx was shaken out of her trance by a frantic Goku.
"SPARX!! Are you
there?"
"Hmmm...oh...sorry, I guess the Anceint Walkers put me into a
trance...I understand things a bit better now...but those stupid SOB's! They've
used me!!! I can't believe it!!!!" Sparx sat up and looked around, "Urgh...we've
arrived?"
"Yeah, but Vegeta got here ahead of us...he's up in an apartment
room..." Goku replied, "Mecha Sparx hasn't reappeared yet...I think she'll be
back only when Vegeta calls on her..."
"If you guys don't mind, I'll head
this attack. " Sparx said, grim determination showing on her face.
"Allright, but be careful. Vegeta is extremely powerful, he has killed many.
We'll be there to back you up if you need it. We can do this." Piccolo growled,
"Let's go."
As
they walked up the stairs to the apartment where Sparx's mom resided, Piccolo
could only admire Sparx's courage.
"Heh...she has guts...if we're lucky,
she'll win!" he thought. They neared the door to Lily's apartment, Piccolo
could almost smell the stench of Vegeta's power level. Piccolo opened the door
and stepped aside to let Sparx and Goku through. Their faces were grim, almost
as if they had been carved out of stone.
"Ah! You're finally here...I've
been expecting you, daughter!" Vegeta cackled as he stood up. Piccolo took a
quick look around and guessed that it was the two residents of the apartment who
were tied up and sitting on the couch. Lily, the one from the photo, was one of
them. Sparx shot Vegeta a look...one of those looks that could kill if it were
possible.
"Heh...yeah, I'm here. Now it's time for you to leave." Sparx
replied vehemently.
"Awwww...don't you want to spend some quality time with
daddy? HA HA HA!!" Vegeta's face was set in an evil grin. He walked over to Lily
and picked her up in his arms. Lily had a sullen look on her face, as if this
were something that she had wanted her daughter to be spared.
"I'm taking
your mother with me." he told Sparx, "Unless you agree to join me...we could be
the best father-daughter team ever...we could rule Earth and Mobius! How about
it?"
"I'd never join you willingly, but for mother's sake, I suggest a duel
between us to decide. Hand-to-hand. No special powers." Sparx offered, "I win,
you leave...alone. You win, I'll go with you willingly."
"WHAT?!?!"
Piccolo thought, "NO!" If she fights him this way, she'll never win...I can't
let her do this...I've got to stop her!" Piccolo started to move forward,
but was stopped by Goku.
"No, Piccolo. We let her fight alone...for
now...this one is personal..." Piccolo stepped back, albeit a little
reluctantly. "HA HA! You dare to challenge me in hand-to-hand combat?
Allright...I agree to your terms!" laughed Vegeta.
"Good. We'll re-locate
ourselves elsewhere on the Isle. I don't want any innocents getting hurt. Follow
me."
Soon, Sparx found herself
in a grassy field. The light breeze whipped the grass around, creating the
illusion that the grass was alive. Her dreadlocks flew in the wind, gently
caressing her face. Directly ahead of her was Vegeta, his wild black hair gave
him a very menacing look. Sparx felt a chill go down her back.
"Maaan...this
is going to be the toughest fight so far...I hope I can handle this one.." she
thought nervously. Goku and Piccolo were standing off to her right side. They
were the mediators of the fight; they'd make sure the fighters followed the
rules that had been set for the fight. Right now, Piccolo was arguing quietly
with Goku. Sparx could make out some of the conversation.
"...musn't go
through with this..."
"...can't interfere...personal..."
"...we should
help...the three of us..." Sparx was jolted back to reality when Vegeta called
out to her.
"Are we going to fight or what?"
"Let's do this!" Sparx
yelled back as she assumed a fighting stance. Vegeta did likewise.
"Good
luck Sparx!" Goku whispered.
"Give it to him!" growled Piccolo. Sparx began
to run towards Vegeta, hatred blazing in her eyes. Laughing, Vegeta met Sparx
mid-run and swung his arm in a wide arc. Sparx tried to block, but was unable to
do so in time. The back of Vegeta's hand smashed into the side of Sparx's face.
Reeling, she staggered backwards. Sparx regaind her senses quickly. She lunged
at Vegeta and managed a quick punch to his mid-section. This attack had left
Sparx wide open, and Vegeta grabbed her arm and swung Sparx in the opposite
direction. Unable to glide, Sparx smashed hard into a small rock outcropping.
"Damn...that smarts..." mumbled Sparx as she got up. Scanning the area, she
couldn't find a trace of Vegeta.
"Where-?" she asked herself.
"SPARX!!!!! Behind you!!!!" Piccolo yelled.
"Huh?" Sparx turned around
to recieve a well placed fist to her jaw; had she not been half saiyan she
would've been knocked out cold. Getting a little pissed, she leaped into the air
and landed behind the Saiyan warrior, delivering a nice roundhouse kick that
sent Vegeta flying. He quickly recovered and came rushing towards Sparx. Dodging
his fist, she jumped out of his reach. Vegeta was quick though, and managed to
punch Sparx in the nose. Now, Sparx could feel blood gushing forth from the
wound. Wiping it with the back of her hand, she grimaced.
"Ha, ha, ha! Had
enough? Or shall I continue this little lesson?" chuckled Vegeta.
Spitting
blood from her mouth, Sparx said in a voice that indicated she was having
breathing difficulties; "*pant* Teach on...I'm a fast learner." Out of the
corner of her eye, she noticed that two more people had joined the sidelines;
her boyfriend Ace, and one of her best friends, Amerz. The latter had a dreamy
look on her face as she stared at Vegeta. Ace looked worried as hell. The saiyan
came at her again, but this time Sparx was able to block him and got in a hit of
her own. She held her hands in a double fist and swung hard at Vegeta. She hit
him squarely in the jaw, drawing blood.
"Heh...seems as though her saiyan
heritage shows more than I thought..." mused Vegeta, "What?!?!" Almost
immediately after the blow to his jaw, Vegeta found himself on the ground.
"Heh, heh...have a nice trip?" laughed Sparx. Vegeta roared in fury as he
flew into the air. For a moment, due to blood loss, Sparx's head began to spin.
Taking advantage of this, Vegeta flew towards her at maximum speed. Once the
world had stopped spinning, Sparx had a brief repose before she was knocked off
her feet by Vegeta's powerful bodycheck. She skidded along the ground for a bit,
then crashed into another rock face. Goku had to hold Piccolo down otherwise the
Namek would go and interfere.
"I want to help too...I just..." Goku
stammered, "Holy sh**" Sparx had made a huge dent in the rock face. Her body was
battered, her clothes torn and she was bleeding all over. Her breathing came in
short ragged gasps.
"I told you!!! We shouldn't have let her do this..."
Piccolo was seething.
"You know the rules...she issued the one-on-one
challenge...if we had interfered, Vegeta may have used his powerful blasts
against her. We'd be able to block it, but it'd probably kill her..." Goku
replied.
"Oh...and this isn't killing her?" Piccolo retorted. Goku looked
just as mad as Piccolo. Ace and Amerz just stood there, stunned.
"Hahahaha!
I've practically won! Now, all I have to do is put you under and I can be on my
way!" bragged Vegeta. He brought his hands high into the air. A blue energy
began to crackle around his hands. His muscles became taut as all of his
attention was placed into his attack.
"Hey!! That's cheating!" Goku yelled.
This time when Piccolo charged forward, Goku joined him as did Ace and Amerz.
All four ran as fast as they could. Ace pulled ahead of all of them as the
adrenaline rush kicked in.
"Aaaaaaaaaah! Take this!!" Vegeta yelled as he
brought forth his hands and let loose a giant ball of blue energy. Sparx was too
weak to move, so she just laid there waiting for it to come. The ball flew at
incredible speeds, but Ace managed to shove Sparx out of the way. He wasn't so
lucky, though. He was caught directly in the path of the energy ball.
"Augh!" Ace screamed as his body was wracked with pain. He was covered in an
intense blue glow that made everyone turn away. Once they were able to look, Ace
was lying motionless on the ground, a few feet away from Sparx. Sparx raised her
head and looked at the still form of her boyfriend.
"Ace...dead?
No...NO!!!!" she screamed at the top of her lungs. Somehow, she managed
to get to her feet. She was really shaky and required Amerz's assistance to keep
up.
"You ok, Sparx?" her friend asked, really
worried.
"I...don't...know.." Sparx replied, still weak. Goku and Piccolo
stood alongside the two girls.
"Still want to fight, Vegeta. You can't
defeat all four of us!" taunted Piccolo.
"Hm..." Vegeta murmered. He reached
into a pocket and pulled out a little remote control and pressed a button on it.
Instantly, Mecha Sparx appeared.
"You called, master?" she asked, bowing as
she hovered in the air.
"Yes. Since I freed you from the control of the
sorcress, you have allied yourself with me. I am in need of your assistance once
again." Vegeta said, "It seems as though things haven't gone to plan...bring me
back to earth. Listen up everyone! You can keep Sparx, for now...but I will be
back for her...someday!" In the blink of an eye, Vegeta and Mecha Sparx
disappeared from view. Once they were gone, Goku turned to Sparx; "Are you going
to be allright?"
"I'm not sure, Goku...this took a lot out of me. It was a
lot more that I had expected." Sparx replied. With Amerz's help, she turned to
face everyone "T-thanks for your help guys. Your being there, even though you
didn't fight, gave me the strength I needed to last that long."
Piccolo
nodded, "You did well considering he had a great advantage over you." Piccolo
conceeded.
"Thanks...but, oh! ACE! Help me to him, please!!" Sparx was taken
over to Ace's limp form by Amerz. Piccolo and Goku followed.
"Oh Ace...don't
worry...your sacrifice will not be in vain. I will get him back for this...I
promise!" Sparx murmered softly. They sat there for a while, mourning the loss
of Ace. The sun began to set.
"Sparx, let's bring Ace's body back to your
city...we'll set up a funeral procession for him there." Amerz said softly,
placing a hand on Sparx shoulder. Goku and Piccolo stood in the background
uncomfortably.
"*sob* Allright...someone will have to help me there...oh...I
can't believe my soulmate is gone!!!" Sparx began to cry. Amerz held
Sparx in her arms, and let the echidna pour her heart out.
"Oogah...reality
check, hon! I'm alive and feeling great! That energy blast knocked me out, but
it restored my magical powers!" Ace replied as Goku helped him to his feet.
"ACE!!!" Sparx pulled away from Amerz as she hugged her soul mate even
though it sent spasms of pain throughout her whole body.
"Sparx, since
Vegeta has most likely returned to earth, we need to go back. Sorry we couldn't
have been more helpful. I do have a suggestion for you though. Since you're part
saiyan, it wouldn't be a bad idea if you took up martial arts. Saiyans excel at
it." Goku said, extending his hand. Sparx returned the handshake.
"Thank
you, Goku! I'll take you up on that suggestion once my body stops hurting so
much!" Sparx replied, laughing. She turned to Piccolo and shook his hand aswell,
"Thank you too, Piccolo. I believe we all will meet up again, and very soon."
"I look forward to that time." the Namek replied.
"As do I!" Goku added,
"But how do we return, when we don't even know how to get back?"
"I can use
my magic to teleport you guys back!" Ace suggested. Goku and Piccolo nodded
their approuval. It took great effort, but Sparx bowed to Piccolo and Goku in a
gesture of thanks. She signaled to Ace who raised his hands and sent them on
their way. The only trace of their exit was a small *poigt*
"Guys, take me
to Echidnapolis." Sparx exclaimed, "I'd like a nice chat with my mother."