[Good vs. Evil]

The Eternal Spoof

 

"I am curious to see how the best fighters of the interstellar universe fare against each other in an intergalactic battle..."
"Well then, go ahead. Call from four alternate dimensions, one person representing good, and one person representing evil."
"It shall be done!"

Back on Mobius, Sparx was testing out some new moves she developed for her swords fighting. She wanted something more martial-artsy in her fighting.
"Hooooah! Hiya! Take that you slimy bastard!" she said emerging from from a back flip. Finally, she resheathed her sword and sat down on a log. She stayed there and meditated for a few moments. Suddenly, she became very alert as she immediately stood up. And then, she disappeared.

In a galaxy far, far away, in another dimension, a young Jedi Knight was starting to train his young apprentice, Anakin Skywalker.
"Master, you seem preoccupied." commented young Anakin.
"I feel a disturbance in the force." observed Obi-Wan Kenobi. Shaking his head, Anakin replied; "I don't sense anything." mumbled Anakin.
"In time--" replied the Jedi before he suddenly disappeared.
"Master?!?"

On Cinnibar Island, Ash, Misty, Brock and Pikachu were exiting the local Pokémon Center.
"That last gym match sure took a lot out of Pikachu!" commented Brock.
"Yeah, but at least we got the Volcano Badge! Great job Pikachu!" cried Ash as he began to dance all around. Ironically, he fell into one of the common "pot-holes" in the road. When Brock, Misty and Pikachu peeked over the edge they merely saw an empty hole.

Aboard their new ship, the maximals were relaxing after winning the Beast Wars.
"Now, this is what I'm talking about! Finally, we can return to Cybertron and get back to normal!" commented Cheetor. Rattrap nodded in agreement; "For once, Cheetor, I agree wih you! And, furthermore, I can find a place to put all of my souvenir Waspinator parts...those things collect over the years...." Rattrap then began to rifle through his huge box of parts and sighed; "I'm sure gonna miss fragging that Pred!" Before Cheetor could reply, Rattrap disappeared in a flash of blinding light.
"Uh-Oh....BIGBOT!!!!!" yelled Cheetor. 

Sparx reappeared on a circular platform seemengly suspended in nothingness. She heard a soft humming behind her, and spun on her heels only to come face to face with an confused yet strikingly sexy man bearing a light sword.
"What is this place?" he asked.
"I don't know...hey Ash!!!" she cried as Ash and a robotic Rat appeared behind the 'overlander'.
"Hey, Sparx! Who's the guy with the oversized lightbulb?!?!" asked Ash.
"Him?!? What about me, Rattrap? I got pulled here with yous guys....and I don't know what's going on...we're all gonna die..." cried the robot.
"My name is Obi-Wan Kenobi." replied Obi-Wan.
"I see fate has given me a second chance to kill you, Jedi!" cried a menacing voice.
"What?!?! I thought I killed you?!?!" yelled the Jedi Knight as he saw Darth Maul on another platform similar to the one that he and his companions were on. Darth Maul was accompanied by Darkstar Echidna, Waspinator, and James from Team Rocket. Suddenly, everyone heard a deep resonating voice say;
"It is time for the battle to begin! Good versus Evil, finally, we shall see who triumphs" Suddenly, a large circular platform appeared between the two smaller ones. Above it was a scoreboard which said:

<<SPARX vs. DARTH MAUL>>

Turning to Obi-Wan, Sparx asked him;
"Is he the red and black faced dude?" Obi-Wan nodded.
"What kind of weapon do you have?" he asked Sparx. She proudly showed him her sword. He shook his head and reached into his cloak and pulled something out of his cloak. Obi-Wan handed Sparx a stick.
"The Force tells me you are trustworthy." Obi-Wan said. She looked at is in a confused manner, until she pressed a button and a rod of blue energy appeared. "Cool!" Sparx was then shoved by an unseen hand onto the large platform as Obi-Wan and Ash looked on intently.
"You shall be easier to kill than Qui-Gon Jinn." remarked the Sith Lord.
"Don't count on it." The match began. Darth Maul was an incredible fighter and even Sparx had a hard time fighting. To make matters worse, this "lightsaber" that Obi-Wan gave her was a difficult weapon to get used to; although she had the eerie feeling that had she used her own sword, she's be dead by now. Somehow, the Sith Lord was able to predict every move as he blocked it with one end of the double-bladed lightsaber and attacked with the other end. Then, Darth Maul stuck out his leg and tripped Sparx. She fell flat on her back as she tried not to poke herself with her lightsaber. Sparx tried to roll off her back, but she was pinned down by the shoulder as Darth Maul jabbed his lightsaber deep in her shoulder. Getting really pissed, Sparx lashed out with her own lightsaber and knocked Darth Maul's out of her shoulder. She jumped to her feet despite the throbbing pain in her shoulder. Remembering a joke used on her friends, particularily Utah, she yelled;
"Touchdown!!!" Instantly, Darth's hands flew in the air. Sparx swiped her arm and chopped Darth Maul in half.
"Talk about Deja-Vu..." mumbled Obi-Wan.

<<Good Guys-1; Bad Guys-0>>

Sparx was then teleported to the "Good-Guy" platform. Because her shoulder now had a hole in it, she had a hard time staying on her feet. She tried to walk a few steps, but she stumbled. Obi-Wan caught her before she fell to the ground. The scoreboard shifted and now read:

<<Ash Ketchum vs. Darkstar>>
"While they fight, I'll use the Force to heal your wound...if I don't hurry, you'll lose the use of that arm." Obi-Wan said. Sparx nodded weakly. Ash was teleported to the middle platform and was soon face to face with Darkstar. Ash reached onto his belt and grabbed a Pokéball. He threw it towards Darkstar as he said; "Charizard, I choose you!" Out of the pokéball popped a gigantic dragon-like creature which bellowed in fury.
"Charizard! Flamethrower attack!" Ash yelled. Charizard opened his mouth as Darkstar looked at it in confusion. Suddenly, seething hot flames spewed forth from its mouth as it obeyed Ash's command. Darkstar now looked as if he had fell into a greasy deep-fryer from a fast-food restaurant.
"Charizard, head-butt!" yelled Ash. Charizard then lowered his head and paused for a moment. Darkstar looked up weekly and thought that perhaps the fight was over. But as Charizard began to run towards him, Darkstar new all too well the bitter taste of defeat. He braced himself as the dragon launched him into the sky. Within minutes, all that could be seen of Darkstar was a twinkle in the distance. Ash recalled Charizard as he was teleported to the good-guy platform.

<<Good Guys-2; Bad Guys-0>>

Obi-Wan was still healing Sparx, but to make things go easier, she was now lying on her back. Obi-Wan's dark-brown over-cloak was covering Sparx as to keep her warm as he healed her. The scoreboard shifted and now read:

<<Rattrap vs. James>>


"Noooo-oh! I don't wanna go! Send the bug instead of me!" cried James as he was dragged into the center platform. James covered his eyes. After a while, he opened them, and when he did, he saw Rattrap grinning in front of him. James scurried over to the edge of the platform and threw his pokéball.
"Wheezing, get this over-sized rat!" yelled James as he cowered in the corner.
"Wheezing!" cried the floating ball as it popped out of its pokéball. It then sprayed poisonous gas at Rattrap. The Maximal merely waved it off and shot it with his gun as he said;
"Trying to kill a rat with something that stinks....they never learn...BEASTMODE!!!" Rattrap then transformed into his Beast form in which he was a rat/car. James heard some engines revving and hoped that it was Jessie here to save him. When he peeked out from his hands, he saw that Ratrap was heading straight for him.
"AAAAAAAAAGH!!!!" squeeled James as Rattrap hit him. But, as they went on, James managed to keep ahold of Rattrap, and was riding on top of him, "Pleeease! Let me off, let me off, I want to go home!!!!" Grinning, Rattrap replied as he hit the brakes; "Allright, you asked for it!" James went flying off Rattrap and straight ahead. He narrowly missed Waspinator. "Looks like James from Team Rocket flying off again......"
 

<<Good Guys-3; Bad Guys-0>>

Obi-Wan had finished healing Sparx. Thankfully he had enough time to finish it before he went and finished this absurd competition.

<<Obi-Wan Kenobi vs. Waspinator>>

"You should be allright, but I wouldn't over-exert yourself too much over the next week." commented Obi-Wan to Sparx.
"Sure thing...but I can't make any guarantees!" replied Sparx with a weak smile. Obi-Wan smiled as he was brought to the center platform.
"This is completely absurd.....I'm going to make this quick..." he thought to himself. Once Waspinator was transported, he began to transform from Beast Mode into his robot mode. In the blink of an eye, Obi-Wan Kenobi got out his lightsaber, turned it on, and began to make random swipes in Waspinator's direction. Soon, all you could see was a blue blur of light. Then, all of a sudden, Obi-Wan turned off his lightsaber and stepped out of the way. Sparx, Rattrap and Ash saw Waspinator in mid-transformation. Suddenly, he fell into a million little pieces.

<<Good Guys-4; Bad Guys-0>>

Obi-Wan was transported to the good-guy platform instantly, and he had all of Waspinator's parts in his arms. He handed them to Rattrap as he said; "I believe your collection can use a new addition." Rattrap looked a little confused as he took them from the Jedi Knight. Sparx stood up and had a Polaroid Camera in her hands. Everyone looked at her like she was from mars. "What?!? I get transported to so many dimensions that I want to have a little photo of the friends I get. I never know when I get transported to another dimension, so I always keep a camera with me!" Everyone relaxed after this. They all got into a small group, and Sparx set her camera on auto. It flashed, and she got a good looking picture.

"Now that good has triumphed over evil yet again, your are all free to go home."
"You have 5 minutes to say good-bye to any of your friends.."
"Crap...I had 50 buck on Darth Maul..."

Sparx went up to Obi-Wan and had his cloak and spare lightsaber in her arms. She held them out to him. "Thanks Obi, I really appreciate you lending me these things." Obi-Wan shoved them back her way, "Keep them. I sense that you may need them soon in the future against an near-unstoppable force. May the Force be with you Sparx!" replied the young Jedi. Sparx gave him a hug goodbye. She then went and said good-bye to Rattrap and finally Ash.
"How's your Pokémon journey coming along?" asked Sparx.
"Very good, thanks! I've got 6 badges now, and a lot more pokémon!" he replied.
"Good luck to you Ash! Say 'hi' to Brock, Misty and Pikachu for me, K?" she asked.
"Of course, by the way, how is your pikachu doing?" he asked.
"Very good, thanks again for catching him for me!" They had enough time to hug before they were all transported to their own dimensions.

Sparx was sitting at home in her hut, and began to think. She was resting her arm as Obi-Wan had told her too, but now she felt something flowing inside of her that she hadn't noticed before. She heard a voice in her head that told her that it was the Force that Obi-Wan had mentioned earlier.
"Could it actually exist?" she asked to no one in particular. Surprisingly, she heard an answer; "Yes, it does exist, and it flows inside of every living creature."
Sparx smiled as she layed down to sleep. On the desk beside her bed, lay her blue lightsaber and her sword. The future was going to be interesting!

THE END


Sparx, Utah and all related characters are © 1999 Sparx Echidna.
Darkstar is © 1999 Cerebral Fox.
Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, Darth Maul, lightsabers and all related characters are © 1999 Star Wars.
Ash, Brock, Misty, Pikachu and all related characters are © 1999 Nintendo.
Rattrap, Cheetor, Waspinator and all related characters are © 1999 Mainframe Entertainment.

This story is only meant as a spoof, and not intending on stealing any copyright stuff. No copyright infringments are intended.